Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas Morning

Hey, everyone! I interrupt this blog (how DO you interrupt a blog?) to bring you a glimpse into our Christmas morning. Being the official person-who-writes-the-list-of-gift-recipients-and-givers-on-Christmas-morning, I also wrote down some snippets of the hilarity that happened that morning:

"I helped wrap, so thank me, too." --Josh, completely serious.
"So, I was in my room, looking for stuff to give..." --Lydia, who finds it easier to wrap random objects than to go shopping.
"Hey, that's MY pen!!" --anonymous sibling (anonymous because I forgot who it was) who recognized a possession that was given to another sibling (this relates quite closely to the previous quote).
"This must be from Lydia, since she spelled my name right." A certain sibling had managed to spell Erika wrong (she wrote Ericka) and got in major trouble. :)
Lydia gave Dad a mug that had "Hugs for my favorite Grandpa!" written on the outside. When he protested, she admitted that she hadn't even read it!






Wednesday, December 23, 2009

A Braces-less Jessica



Monday was the day that Jessica has been waiting for nearly four years -- braces removal! She is thrilled.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Family Photos December 09

Yes!! Your eyes do not deceive you! A new blog post, AND family photos! These are actually photographs of drawings of the various members of our family. Enjoy!

Daddy. Note the unibrow and apparent dental work (or lack thereof).

Mama

Jessica...the orthodontist couldn't separate the teeth from the braces, so she removed both.

Erika...I lack arms! How am I supposed to take pictures??
Annetta. One of her legs is shorter than the other.
Lydia looks like she was playing tic-tac-toe on her shirt.
Hosanna is leaning south.
Joanna. At least she has part of an upper appendage!
Joshua's eyelashes are impaled in his eye.
Katrina: "I have no hair!"
Drawing credits: Josh :)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

An Adventurous Evening

This is a post about Thursday night. It started out with many apprehensive glances toward the sky, as a storm was supposed to hit that evening. However, with CAP and grocery shopping looming over our heads, my mom, Lydia, Joanna, and I set out. For CAP, it was PT at the armory, and that's always fun.

After opening formation and preliminary stretches, I took my band of cadets downstairs (where it was warmer) to do sit-ups, push-ups, and sit and reach. We ran all the cadets through the sit and reach, which measures how far past their toes the cadets can reach. Or, how close to their toes the cadets can reach, as the case may be. Then we buddied up and did sit-ups. You know what's really interesting? It's when you and another sergeant are both doing sit-ups, and you're doing it last because everyone else already went, and the rest of the cadets are just standing around, staring at you in silence as you perform your sit-ups. It's very motivational and you tend to make sure your elbows hit your legs every time, if you have several airmen staring at you... Then we lined up and did our push-ups.

At this point, we perambulated back up the stairs and into the gym. The other half of cadets were done with their run, so we were ready to go. One mile is twelve times around -- you go around the gym, out a gym side door, and through a hallway into the gym door on the other side. That's one lap. I had failed the mile run the month before, so I really wanted to pass it this time. It was about 57 degrees in the gym, but the hallway was warmer. The temperature played havoc on our gasping lungs. It was cold in the armory, and my toes were slightly numb. It's a weird feeling, running, warm all over, except for your numb toes. I passed the mile, but barely.

After all the cadets had finished the run, the other group was done downstairs, and we congregated in the gym to play matball. It's just like kickball, only you use mats instead of bases and you go around the bases twice instead of once. We shivered inside our jackets. My team had about 8 people on it. The pitcher from the other team would roll a ball toward the player, who would then -- with great speed and dexterity -- lunge forward, jerk his leg out and in the direction of the ball, so as to kick the ball in the opposite direction of where the player was heading. Well, you would think. Some times the player kicked the ball back to the pitcher. Those were not good moves. But, in the event that the player had rerouted the ball over to the left hand side of the room, he would then dash to the nearest mat/base. At which point, if he were lucky enough to avoid tagging, and if the danger of said tagging was imminent, he would hurtle himself at the mat with great force. Or, if the other team was fumbling/dropping/falling/sanding and looking clueless, the player could stroll casually to the mat while whistling a snotty tune.

At any rate, there were only two cases of head ball, which is where the opposing team tries to tag a player out by throwing the ball at him, but it hits the player's head. So it's good that there were only two, but it's not good that I was one of them. Thankfully, the ball hit the wall and then bounced back into my face, and my glasses didn't even get bent, though I was surprised.

Okay, this is where the plot starts to thicken. I was on the far side of the gym with my team, waiting for my turn to kick the ball. I heard my squadron commander calling me over, so I jogged to the other side to see what she needed. On my way over, however, a second catastrophic collision occurred. Dominic was attempting to throw the ball (which was a basketball) to someone. This in itself is a perfectly rational thing to do, given the activity. However, the problem was that the person he was throwing the ball to was directly on the other side of me. Dominic wound up, and threw the ball. It came speeding toward me at roughly 345 miles per hour. I'm glad I had my hand up, because that would have really hurt my face. My hand was red for a couple hours. And here I thought Dominic was my friend!

But that wasn’t the plot thickening part. What I was referring to was the phone call which I had gotten called over for. Normally, your little sister doesn’t call you via your squadron commander’s cell phone just to tell you what she had for supper, you know. She told me that the weather conditions atop our hill were really bad. They were so bad, in fact, that the people that Jessica was getting a ride home with had ran into a woodpile because they could not see. After a several-minute-long conversation, I figured out that the weather was bad, Annetta didn’t want us to try to drive home, but everyone was okay.

I went back to the thrilling game of matball. This time, they had rearranged the teams, so I attached myself to Dominic’s team. “I feel it’s safer on your team,” I told him, rubbing my smashed hand.

Well, after closing formation, the brave band of travelers mounted their van and set out. At first, the weather was clear. But, as we advanced into the storm, it grew worse. (Logical progression, don’t you think?) After several cell-phone consultations wit h the home front, it was decided that the safest plan of action would involve stopping at Uncle Steve’s house and waiting for Daddy to arrive home from work. Then, we would know if we should try to come home. He got home around 2220, and after discussing with him the pros and cons of going home, we set out. Uncle Steve and Andrew (my second cousin) went first in their truck. We followed slowly behind. The snow was coming down, and occasionally the wind would blow and you couldn’t see a thing. Uncle Steve had to drive carefully to stay on the road, because everything was covered with snow. Thankfully, snowplows had gone through, so he could follow drifts along the edge of the road.

We live at the top of a hill. The hill is steep and curvy. Our neighbor, who has four-wheel drive, drove to the bottom of the hill, and then we followed him home. I was so thankful that we were able to follow them home!

Anyhow…really random, long post! How are you all doing?

Monday, December 7, 2009

Game Night

So, you all have probably heard of Game Nights, which is where random zoo escapees homeschoolers get together and read the dictionary or sew quilts play games, eat food, and socialize. We did that again...about a week ago. (Or maybe two weeks. I know I haven't blogged in a while -- I decided to after my blog was being compared to my sister's more-frequently-updated blog...and hers is the epitome of un-updated. Can you imagine?? My blog is incomparable! Anyhow...!) And I am blogging about Game Night, if you hadn't picked up on that yet.

Due to circumstances beyond our control (I like how that phrase sounds. It doesn't really fit here, but I don't think I've ever used it, and I want to. So there. Like that.), Jessica was sick and couldn't go to the game night. However, she was mentioned, and/or thought of by the attendees thereof. We did a talent show, or as Daddy called it, Tiny Talent Time, where most of our number showcased their various talents. Logan and Jordan regaled us with a comedy performance, and several (Rachel, Shiloh, Kimberlynne, Rachel-the-other-one, and Aaron) played musical instruments. I was going to do something, but I had no computer to show my slideshow on, and I hadn't printed my photo project, so it was a no-go for me. Not being much of a fan for being in front of people, I didn't let this negatively effect my lighthearted spirits.

Anyhow, since I videotaped most of the performances to show to Jessica later on (she almost died when she heard Logan say that he was going to tell lawyer jokes because she wasn't there to get mad), I have no pictures of the talent show. BUT, I do have pictures of the rest of the time.

First, we have The Gang. Playing Uno... and Speed Uno at that.

Yep. Definitely Uno. And I have to add Uno to the computer's dictionary because the red line bothers me.

We also played Spoons. It involved a spoon war with the guys who were playing Monopoly down at the end of the living room. I shall not go into details or name names, except to say that the guys insist that the girls started the spoon war, but we girls know that it was the guys (coughJordancough) who started it. Ahem.

And then we played Pictionary. In keeping with my customary humility, I will not say which team won.

That basically wrapped up our evening. I shall here include a picture of some of the guys.

And I will close with this heartwarming photograph of some of the mature home educated girls. Truly they are maidens of wisdom and virtue.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thanksgiving

What comes to mind when you think of Thanksgiving? Spilled green bean casserole? Bread soup stuffing? Angry turkeys? Cleaning for hours? Grocery lists? Baking? Hot stoves? And don't forget about decorations!! How about relatives?

Pie?

More food with the other side of the family... Yes! They had meatballs! I like meatballs.
We had a Thanksgiving dinner at our house with the Uncle Steve relatives (like my categories? Yeah...). Then we had another one with the Daddy's-side relatives. We talked and ate olives. After I got done eating, I went and sat down at the table with Uncle Bill and my dad. They were having a stimulating and exhilarating conversation about classmates from when they graduated (1882 and 1884, respectively). Then they stepped the thrill level up a couple notches and began talking about basketball. It was at that juncture that I couldn't handle the excitement left.
After these exciting occurrences, certain people collapsed.
So tell me about your Thanksgiving!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fall

Yeah, I know. This is only like my 167th post with fall pictures in it. Yeah, I know, you were already sick of this year's fall posts last April. (Calvin, my grumpy, bloggy, imaginary friend, has assured me of that last fact.) But, I can guarantee you that this is my first post in which I turn all my fall pictures black and white. The first three photo credits go to my younger sister, Annetta. Those of you who are feeling ill at the sight of more fall pictures may leave now. The rest of you may-- uh, hello? Hello?

*beepbeepdialtonebeepbeepbeep*

Snap!









Friday, November 6, 2009

Schoolwork

Last year, around the first of the school year, I blogged about what I was doing for school that year. This year, I wanted to wait until after I'd worked in it a while. So, not that anyone cares or anything (you're just reading this because you enjoy my writing soooo much that you'd even read it when I talk about schoolwork), I should like to introduce to you my 12th grade work.

Let's start off with...English! (English comes out and takes a bow). I am doing ACE's English IV. I've really enjoyed their English curriculum, which I've done for the previous two years. This year, I am discovering that Macbeth was a creepy guy. Actually, that may not have been their main teaching objective, but it's what I learned! It's cool to think that I am locating objective complements for the last time...till college, anyhow. "Okay, English, you can go back to your location on my green shelf."

Okay, let's bring out my history! I'm doing Abeka's World History and Cultures. I am learning exciting, new things, such as this guy named Julius Caesar! They have also told me about Justinian, who -- along with his bestest buddy forever, Ur Nammu -- ruled an empire of epic proportions. This empire, the Babylonic-Byzantinic empire, was the famous forerunner to the Minoans, and was the birthplace of the famous blind poet, Pericles. Pericles, as you recall, explored China before ransacking India with an army of elephants, besides singing ballads he composed. What a story! But that's not all. I said the B.B empire was the forerunner to the Minoans, so let me tell you about the Minoans. They were called that because they ate minnows. Minnows are small creatures, so the Minoan empire was short-lived, due to the small nutritional intake of the Minoans. Before the Minoan empire was buried by the volcanic eruption of Mt. Vesuvius (which is located in northern Russia, near the capital of the Minoan empire), the Minoans invented the wheel. Unfortunately, it was buried by the eruption, and was left undiscovered until 14 BC, when Pope Pius reinvented it.

Moving on to...Chemistry. Yeah.

Next. Math.

Next. Economics. This is also Abeka, and I haven't done very much in it, as it's a half-year credit. My Foreign Language is also a half-year thing (or I'm going to cram it into a half a year), so I haven't done any of that.

Public Speaking elective... ACE again, and I'm mostly breathing and saying "oooooooohhhhhhhhh" etc.

Goodness, I think that's all. Yeah. And I need to go do some ma*h.

A Post Scriptorium, though: My readers do know that none of the stuff in my history paragraph is true, right? I know that at least one person, not mentioning any names coughjessicacough, would swallow it all, hook, line and sinker.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Random




Something funny...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Grandma Olson's 90th Birthday Celebration

That was a very self-explanatory title, wasn't it? Very dull, boring, matter-of-fact, and factual. And it doesn't leave much else to be discussed, does it? Aha! but you are wrong! I can show you pictures! Yes! That is what I will do! I am going to make it more interesting, however, by creatively mixing up the order of the photos so they are not in alphabetical order. But I will be nice and number the paragraphs so you can get a good idea of what we did, when, where, why, how, and to whom.


9. And this is Grandma Olson, sitting next to Grandpa-the-one-on-the-other-side-of-the-family.

5. After we had eaten, Grandma Olson opened her cards, and passed them around. I was very glad that I hadn't included mushy, sentimental sentences.
6. Then she opened up a box, with help from Josh.
7. Then we had cake.
2. After we had our food, we walked back to our tables (as Uncle Steve unknowingly demonstrated). This would be opposed to inhaling it at the buffet tables.
3. They had amazing waffles.
4. And then we sat down and ate for a while. The food was really good, and there was a lot. They had a table of breakfast food, and then a table of lunch food.
1. So, we got to the restaurant -- which was actually at a hotel -- and waited around for people to arrive. When all 19 of us were there, we prayed, and then headed up to the buffet lines.


P.S. This is a confession, now that you've gotten down to the bottom. The only reason I have the pictures in non-chronological order is because this is the way they uploaded and I didn't feel like putting them in order. Sheer laziness :)

Monday, October 12, 2009

Random Fall Pictures

Here are some snapshots, in no particular order. It seems that fall is late in coming this year. Hopefully I'll still be able to get some pretty leaf pictures :)