Sunday, December 13, 2009

An Adventurous Evening

This is a post about Thursday night. It started out with many apprehensive glances toward the sky, as a storm was supposed to hit that evening. However, with CAP and grocery shopping looming over our heads, my mom, Lydia, Joanna, and I set out. For CAP, it was PT at the armory, and that's always fun.

After opening formation and preliminary stretches, I took my band of cadets downstairs (where it was warmer) to do sit-ups, push-ups, and sit and reach. We ran all the cadets through the sit and reach, which measures how far past their toes the cadets can reach. Or, how close to their toes the cadets can reach, as the case may be. Then we buddied up and did sit-ups. You know what's really interesting? It's when you and another sergeant are both doing sit-ups, and you're doing it last because everyone else already went, and the rest of the cadets are just standing around, staring at you in silence as you perform your sit-ups. It's very motivational and you tend to make sure your elbows hit your legs every time, if you have several airmen staring at you... Then we lined up and did our push-ups.

At this point, we perambulated back up the stairs and into the gym. The other half of cadets were done with their run, so we were ready to go. One mile is twelve times around -- you go around the gym, out a gym side door, and through a hallway into the gym door on the other side. That's one lap. I had failed the mile run the month before, so I really wanted to pass it this time. It was about 57 degrees in the gym, but the hallway was warmer. The temperature played havoc on our gasping lungs. It was cold in the armory, and my toes were slightly numb. It's a weird feeling, running, warm all over, except for your numb toes. I passed the mile, but barely.

After all the cadets had finished the run, the other group was done downstairs, and we congregated in the gym to play matball. It's just like kickball, only you use mats instead of bases and you go around the bases twice instead of once. We shivered inside our jackets. My team had about 8 people on it. The pitcher from the other team would roll a ball toward the player, who would then -- with great speed and dexterity -- lunge forward, jerk his leg out and in the direction of the ball, so as to kick the ball in the opposite direction of where the player was heading. Well, you would think. Some times the player kicked the ball back to the pitcher. Those were not good moves. But, in the event that the player had rerouted the ball over to the left hand side of the room, he would then dash to the nearest mat/base. At which point, if he were lucky enough to avoid tagging, and if the danger of said tagging was imminent, he would hurtle himself at the mat with great force. Or, if the other team was fumbling/dropping/falling/sanding and looking clueless, the player could stroll casually to the mat while whistling a snotty tune.

At any rate, there were only two cases of head ball, which is where the opposing team tries to tag a player out by throwing the ball at him, but it hits the player's head. So it's good that there were only two, but it's not good that I was one of them. Thankfully, the ball hit the wall and then bounced back into my face, and my glasses didn't even get bent, though I was surprised.

Okay, this is where the plot starts to thicken. I was on the far side of the gym with my team, waiting for my turn to kick the ball. I heard my squadron commander calling me over, so I jogged to the other side to see what she needed. On my way over, however, a second catastrophic collision occurred. Dominic was attempting to throw the ball (which was a basketball) to someone. This in itself is a perfectly rational thing to do, given the activity. However, the problem was that the person he was throwing the ball to was directly on the other side of me. Dominic wound up, and threw the ball. It came speeding toward me at roughly 345 miles per hour. I'm glad I had my hand up, because that would have really hurt my face. My hand was red for a couple hours. And here I thought Dominic was my friend!

But that wasn’t the plot thickening part. What I was referring to was the phone call which I had gotten called over for. Normally, your little sister doesn’t call you via your squadron commander’s cell phone just to tell you what she had for supper, you know. She told me that the weather conditions atop our hill were really bad. They were so bad, in fact, that the people that Jessica was getting a ride home with had ran into a woodpile because they could not see. After a several-minute-long conversation, I figured out that the weather was bad, Annetta didn’t want us to try to drive home, but everyone was okay.

I went back to the thrilling game of matball. This time, they had rearranged the teams, so I attached myself to Dominic’s team. “I feel it’s safer on your team,” I told him, rubbing my smashed hand.

Well, after closing formation, the brave band of travelers mounted their van and set out. At first, the weather was clear. But, as we advanced into the storm, it grew worse. (Logical progression, don’t you think?) After several cell-phone consultations wit h the home front, it was decided that the safest plan of action would involve stopping at Uncle Steve’s house and waiting for Daddy to arrive home from work. Then, we would know if we should try to come home. He got home around 2220, and after discussing with him the pros and cons of going home, we set out. Uncle Steve and Andrew (my second cousin) went first in their truck. We followed slowly behind. The snow was coming down, and occasionally the wind would blow and you couldn’t see a thing. Uncle Steve had to drive carefully to stay on the road, because everything was covered with snow. Thankfully, snowplows had gone through, so he could follow drifts along the edge of the road.

We live at the top of a hill. The hill is steep and curvy. Our neighbor, who has four-wheel drive, drove to the bottom of the hill, and then we followed him home. I was so thankful that we were able to follow them home!

Anyhow…really random, long post! How are you all doing?

Monday, December 7, 2009

Game Night

So, you all have probably heard of Game Nights, which is where random zoo escapees homeschoolers get together and read the dictionary or sew quilts play games, eat food, and socialize. We did that again...about a week ago. (Or maybe two weeks. I know I haven't blogged in a while -- I decided to after my blog was being compared to my sister's more-frequently-updated blog...and hers is the epitome of un-updated. Can you imagine?? My blog is incomparable! Anyhow...!) And I am blogging about Game Night, if you hadn't picked up on that yet.

Due to circumstances beyond our control (I like how that phrase sounds. It doesn't really fit here, but I don't think I've ever used it, and I want to. So there. Like that.), Jessica was sick and couldn't go to the game night. However, she was mentioned, and/or thought of by the attendees thereof. We did a talent show, or as Daddy called it, Tiny Talent Time, where most of our number showcased their various talents. Logan and Jordan regaled us with a comedy performance, and several (Rachel, Shiloh, Kimberlynne, Rachel-the-other-one, and Aaron) played musical instruments. I was going to do something, but I had no computer to show my slideshow on, and I hadn't printed my photo project, so it was a no-go for me. Not being much of a fan for being in front of people, I didn't let this negatively effect my lighthearted spirits.

Anyhow, since I videotaped most of the performances to show to Jessica later on (she almost died when she heard Logan say that he was going to tell lawyer jokes because she wasn't there to get mad), I have no pictures of the talent show. BUT, I do have pictures of the rest of the time.

First, we have The Gang. Playing Uno... and Speed Uno at that.

Yep. Definitely Uno. And I have to add Uno to the computer's dictionary because the red line bothers me.

We also played Spoons. It involved a spoon war with the guys who were playing Monopoly down at the end of the living room. I shall not go into details or name names, except to say that the guys insist that the girls started the spoon war, but we girls know that it was the guys (coughJordancough) who started it. Ahem.

And then we played Pictionary. In keeping with my customary humility, I will not say which team won.

That basically wrapped up our evening. I shall here include a picture of some of the guys.

And I will close with this heartwarming photograph of some of the mature home educated girls. Truly they are maidens of wisdom and virtue.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thanksgiving

What comes to mind when you think of Thanksgiving? Spilled green bean casserole? Bread soup stuffing? Angry turkeys? Cleaning for hours? Grocery lists? Baking? Hot stoves? And don't forget about decorations!! How about relatives?

Pie?

More food with the other side of the family... Yes! They had meatballs! I like meatballs.
We had a Thanksgiving dinner at our house with the Uncle Steve relatives (like my categories? Yeah...). Then we had another one with the Daddy's-side relatives. We talked and ate olives. After I got done eating, I went and sat down at the table with Uncle Bill and my dad. They were having a stimulating and exhilarating conversation about classmates from when they graduated (1882 and 1884, respectively). Then they stepped the thrill level up a couple notches and began talking about basketball. It was at that juncture that I couldn't handle the excitement left.
After these exciting occurrences, certain people collapsed.
So tell me about your Thanksgiving!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fall

Yeah, I know. This is only like my 167th post with fall pictures in it. Yeah, I know, you were already sick of this year's fall posts last April. (Calvin, my grumpy, bloggy, imaginary friend, has assured me of that last fact.) But, I can guarantee you that this is my first post in which I turn all my fall pictures black and white. The first three photo credits go to my younger sister, Annetta. Those of you who are feeling ill at the sight of more fall pictures may leave now. The rest of you may-- uh, hello? Hello?

*beepbeepdialtonebeepbeepbeep*

Snap!









Friday, November 6, 2009

Schoolwork

Last year, around the first of the school year, I blogged about what I was doing for school that year. This year, I wanted to wait until after I'd worked in it a while. So, not that anyone cares or anything (you're just reading this because you enjoy my writing soooo much that you'd even read it when I talk about schoolwork), I should like to introduce to you my 12th grade work.

Let's start off with...English! (English comes out and takes a bow). I am doing ACE's English IV. I've really enjoyed their English curriculum, which I've done for the previous two years. This year, I am discovering that Macbeth was a creepy guy. Actually, that may not have been their main teaching objective, but it's what I learned! It's cool to think that I am locating objective complements for the last time...till college, anyhow. "Okay, English, you can go back to your location on my green shelf."

Okay, let's bring out my history! I'm doing Abeka's World History and Cultures. I am learning exciting, new things, such as this guy named Julius Caesar! They have also told me about Justinian, who -- along with his bestest buddy forever, Ur Nammu -- ruled an empire of epic proportions. This empire, the Babylonic-Byzantinic empire, was the famous forerunner to the Minoans, and was the birthplace of the famous blind poet, Pericles. Pericles, as you recall, explored China before ransacking India with an army of elephants, besides singing ballads he composed. What a story! But that's not all. I said the B.B empire was the forerunner to the Minoans, so let me tell you about the Minoans. They were called that because they ate minnows. Minnows are small creatures, so the Minoan empire was short-lived, due to the small nutritional intake of the Minoans. Before the Minoan empire was buried by the volcanic eruption of Mt. Vesuvius (which is located in northern Russia, near the capital of the Minoan empire), the Minoans invented the wheel. Unfortunately, it was buried by the eruption, and was left undiscovered until 14 BC, when Pope Pius reinvented it.

Moving on to...Chemistry. Yeah.

Next. Math.

Next. Economics. This is also Abeka, and I haven't done very much in it, as it's a half-year credit. My Foreign Language is also a half-year thing (or I'm going to cram it into a half a year), so I haven't done any of that.

Public Speaking elective... ACE again, and I'm mostly breathing and saying "oooooooohhhhhhhhh" etc.

Goodness, I think that's all. Yeah. And I need to go do some ma*h.

A Post Scriptorium, though: My readers do know that none of the stuff in my history paragraph is true, right? I know that at least one person, not mentioning any names coughjessicacough, would swallow it all, hook, line and sinker.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Random




Something funny...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Grandma Olson's 90th Birthday Celebration

That was a very self-explanatory title, wasn't it? Very dull, boring, matter-of-fact, and factual. And it doesn't leave much else to be discussed, does it? Aha! but you are wrong! I can show you pictures! Yes! That is what I will do! I am going to make it more interesting, however, by creatively mixing up the order of the photos so they are not in alphabetical order. But I will be nice and number the paragraphs so you can get a good idea of what we did, when, where, why, how, and to whom.


9. And this is Grandma Olson, sitting next to Grandpa-the-one-on-the-other-side-of-the-family.

5. After we had eaten, Grandma Olson opened her cards, and passed them around. I was very glad that I hadn't included mushy, sentimental sentences.
6. Then she opened up a box, with help from Josh.
7. Then we had cake.
2. After we had our food, we walked back to our tables (as Uncle Steve unknowingly demonstrated). This would be opposed to inhaling it at the buffet tables.
3. They had amazing waffles.
4. And then we sat down and ate for a while. The food was really good, and there was a lot. They had a table of breakfast food, and then a table of lunch food.
1. So, we got to the restaurant -- which was actually at a hotel -- and waited around for people to arrive. When all 19 of us were there, we prayed, and then headed up to the buffet lines.


P.S. This is a confession, now that you've gotten down to the bottom. The only reason I have the pictures in non-chronological order is because this is the way they uploaded and I didn't feel like putting them in order. Sheer laziness :)

Monday, October 12, 2009

Random Fall Pictures

Here are some snapshots, in no particular order. It seems that fall is late in coming this year. Hopefully I'll still be able to get some pretty leaf pictures :)









Friday, October 9, 2009

My blog talked to me today.

He said, "Hey! You used to spend more time with me!"

I said, "I know. But lately, my math book, my English PACEs, my history books, and everything else, have been taking a lot of my time."

My blog (his real name is Calvin*) said, "Come on! You can't fool me with that! It doesn't take that long to write a blog post every once in a while to make me feel appreciated, now does it?"

"Calvin!" I said, getting annoyed. "It takes time to think of something interesting, and then I have to feel semi-creative before sitting down and trying to type. You wouldn't know, I guess, because you're not in high school!"

Calvin got a little irritated too, but he said, logically, "That's it! I'll help you write it!" And then he just sat there and glared at me, and so there was nothing left for me to do except to say:

"What shall we write about, Calvin?"

And he said: "Tell them that funny story about what happened last night! Remember? When you were laying under a bush and -- "

I interrupted him before he gave it away, and so, ladies and gentlemen, Calvin and I would like to present to you the story of The Line Search!

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So. Last night, I was at my CAP meeting, and we decided to do a little ground team exercise.

"Terminology!" Calvin interrupts. "Do we look like we care?"

At any rate, I was voluntold ("Volun-what?" "Voluntold. It's where someone volunteers someone to do something. It's one of our core values*, Calvin.") to be a person to be searched for. I was told to lay on on ground and keep my head down while the cadets were taught how to search for people, and then while they actually searched. I had the good company of 4 mosquitoes, who danced around above my head and didn't bite me, which was nice of them.

"Why don't you get to the funny part? I think your readers are falling asleep," Calvin says, clippily.

Well, to get on to the funny part, I was lying behind my designated bush, and the search line of cadets was nearly to me. They were close enough that I could hear their conversation, and it was hysterically funny.

"You search the bush!" one of them said.

"No! You search the bush!"

"I don't want to! You do it!"

"I don't want to. What if there's something in there and it jumps out and grabs me??"

By this point, I was laughing really hard, but silently, even though I'm surprised they didn't hear me snickering. You would have to picture it: two 16 year old boys, in BDUs, avowing their fear of searching behind some bushes in case a Terrifying Object of Unknown Origin or Species --

"That describes you!" says Calvin, snottily! "Calvin! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. For your information, I was not referring to myself, as I am fairly sure that none of my cadets live in fear of me leaping out from dark, obscure places. Anyhow."

-- should jump out at them. I was planning to do exactly that if they didn't spot me. However, they saw me, even without having to enter the scary bushes. However, I will never be able to look at those cadets the same...scary bushes indeed!



*The name Calvin -- and the character thereof -- is purely fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental, except he reminds me a little bit of my dad, but that is rather beside the point.

* The four core values of the Civil Air Patrol are: excellence, integrity, respect, and volunteer service.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Card

My mom and dad's anniversary was a couple days ago, and so we kids made them a very special card. It was so special that I am sharing it with you. First, you look at the card, and it looks like this:
But then when you start to open it up, you notice that the card is backwards...

...and upside down!
And this is the inside.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Life -- the game

Last Sunday, we went to our friends' house for lunch. It was a very nice meal, and I say that because it truly was, and not because they read my blog. They don't read my blog, actually. But after our lunch (which consisted of eating, with forays into conversation, we played Life. Those of you who do not know what the game of Life is may now take a break and google it. The rest of you, no matter how much you may wish to leave and not come back, stick with me.

The game of Life was made especially interesting by one, general, factor, and that was the players. One player in particular made the game very interesting by his manipulation of the rules. Not to mention any names, of course. I should like to warn those of you who may have the horror fantastic experience of playing Life in his company: Do not let him have the Tech Support card -- cheat if necessary. If he does get it, he will charge a $50,000 fee for fixing the spinner every time it gets stuck. However he won't actually fix it, but will leave it for the next hapless victim of his embezzlement player. Then he will end up having over 2 million dollars and will consequently win. Shocking that such fraud should find its way into a circle of homeschool friends playing an innocent game of Life, isn't it? However, I am such a nice person that I am keeping the naughty player anonymous to avoid recriminations, etc.

The game of Life lasted a long while, which was time enough for someone to work his mischief and collect, from his fellow players, more money than he could count. One of his victims of high crime was an innocent Monopoly car, aka "hunk of junk." The owner of this car was so unfortunate as to not be able to ride in his car (have you ever tried placing a Life guy in a monopoly car?) and was forced to drive his car by remote control, but even these unfortunate circumstances did not assuage a certain smug player's relentless, Silas Marner-like qualities.

Aside from the tech support dude drama, we also saw some interest in the swapping of salary cards. Duncan found himself the much-envied owner of the $100,000 salary, and Jordan made it his Life's goal (yes, that was a pun) to get it. It worked, and except for a brief interval when yours truly was in possession of said card, Jordan was rolling in the cash.

After the game of Life, which Logan won (and I shall not say how exactly he came by his millions, nor how he earned the nickname "Moneybags"), we talked intermittently, defended ourselves against the jogging elbow of our friends dad (wait, that would have been "me" instead of "we"), and went home.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

the Amazing Chocolate Chip cookies :)

Here is the recipe (complete with my notes on ingredients), and then a photo essay of sorts showing the mixing and forming of aforementioned Amazing Chocolate Chip Cookies.

5 cups old-fashioned rolled oats (but they won't explode if you use the quick cooking kind)
8 ounces semisweet chocolate (like a package of chocolate chips)
1 pound (yes, 4 sticks!) unsalted butter, softened
2 cups sugar
2 cups light brown sugar
4 large eggs (have you ever seen a recipe call for tiny eggs? Or monstrous ostrich-sized eggs? They always seem to use "large eggs".)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract (As opposed to a whole vanilla bean pod.)
4 cups all-purpose flour (Have you ever tried no-purpose?)
2 teaspoons baking soda (Yes! The stuff everyone allegedly keeps in their freezer to keep it fresh!)
2 teaspoons baking powder (This would be the stuff you don't put in your freezer, normally.)
1 teaspoon salt (I actually use salted butter and skip the salt.)
24 ounces chocolate chips, the largest and best-quality possible. Chocolate chunks are really good. (Chocolate in general is good, so the bigger the better!)

Okay. So, the first thing you do is unbury your food processor, or dig out your blender. Then you grind up the oats and the 8 ounces of chocolate as fine as you can.


Then you mix up the butter, sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract, in a bowl of some sort.

Then you mix up the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt (if you're using it), and add that in.
This is where the batter gets stiff. If you just have a handheld mixer, you should probably do this by hand (plus, by hand is fun). And you add the oats/chocolate mixture to the wet stuff.

Then you add the 24 ounces of chocolate chips/chunks.

Preheat the oven to 375° Fahrenheit, and get out your cookie sheets. You now have two options: 1) line the sheets with parchment paper, or 2) grease it regularly.

Then, make gigantic cookie balls, each one about the size of two golf balls. I don't actually know how big a golf ball is, let alone two, but that is what the recipe says. I just make them really big. You are supposed to end up with 24.

Then you stick them in the oven, one sheet at a time, and bake them for 11 minutes, reversing the pans halfway through. After 11 minutes, they won't look done, but you have to take them out anyhow. They'll have little cracks on the top, and if they are brown on the bottom, they've baked too long. Let the cookies cool on the parchment paper rather than on cookie racks because they will drip down through the racks. If you didn't use the paper, let them cool a few minutes.

They dry out, so store them in plastic bags, preferably in the freezer, but they don't last long enough around here to warrant doing that.

Enjoy!