Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a VBS game leader, but were too scared to take the plunge? Well, have I got a post for you!! This schedule, although patterned (almost) exactly after my experiences, can be modified to fit your schedule!!
7:15 Get up now!! Or else you will be late!!
7:30 *okay, okay, I'm gettin' up...*
8:15 Oh man! We need to leave, like, now!! Why, oh why, did I not get up sooner?!
8:17 Leave. (Make sure to put on bicycle helmets to protect yourself against certain doom should the 17-year-old anonymous driver be the cause of a vehicle accident.)
8:28 Arrive at church. Sign in. Nab keys from pastor's wife and unlock game room doors and set up.
9:00 Dash upstairs and turn on sound system ('cause I was the sound techie, 'cause a Certain Other Person wasn't there. Cough. [kidding :)])
9:30 Ruuuuunnnnn down to the game room and arrive before the first group of kids gets there!
9:50 Shoo the 5 and 6 graders to go pig out at snack time, and go hide under the carpet to prepare yourself for the next group.
10:00 Weakly welcome the 3 and 4 graders to game time.
10:20 Announce that it is snack time, and try to stay out of the way of the mad stampede out of the game room. Eat snack yourself to be at your mental best for the next group.
10:30 Stand out of way of door as K, 1, and 2 graders tear into game room. Wait until dust settles and kids are only running around at 35 mph before strapping them down to listen to the rules of the game. Let them loose to play the game(s).
10:32 Isn't it snack time yet for you guys??
10:34 Isn't it snack time yet for you guys??
10:36 Isn't it snack time yet for you guys??
(Et cetera)
10:50 SNACK TIME!!!!
11:00 Dash upstairs to run sound system for the closing hour.
12:00 Leave for home.
12:01 Die.
Next day: Repeat.
Saturday Morning: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
:)
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